Category: Let's talk
I know you've heard it all before. Reality television shows that give you the opportunity to work on your emotionoal life, live on a deserted island eating dead bugs and snarfing grains of sand out of your nose, and who can forget the good old 'let's make everyone move in to one house and try not to let them kill one another while making a cool band CD'! I know that like me, you have felt disgruntled. Perhaps you have felt that the voice of the blind has gone unheard for far too long. Maybe you even feel as though you are a sight unseen. No pun intended, of course.
Fortunately for you, there's me! And oh do I have the show for you. Brought to you by Marvelous Meka Momentous Movie Making entertainment industry, I bring to you, the blind of the world the following show. 'Pimp My Guide.
You know that you are out there. There are some of you who have combed the shopping malls and pet stores in search of the inevitable bling bling for your canine. Jewels, sequins, little t-shirts with cute slogans. You've mauled poor pedestrians in Petsmart who were just trying to grab a bag of dog food just so that you could snatch a pouch on the shelf across the aisle. You are sometimes violently obsessive and you'll be darned if anyone's going to get between you and a furry fashion statement in the making. You've done it, and I want to know about it! You're more frugal than the frugal gourmet and you've managed to turn your dog from geek to sleek. No longer does your guide have a cute little name, you have transformed it in to Doggie McGee. Names like Biscotti, windstorm, and Poppy are a thing of the past. Now you have Voquicia, Dequan, and Kensington Weller McFalls.
So if I have described you, please stand up and share how you have bling'd out your guide. Don't have a guide? Well, I suppose you can tell us how you pimped out your cane, or someone else's guide, or give tips. Inquiring minds want to know!
Thank you for participating in 'Pimp My Guide'. Reality TV and the sick people who indulge in the immoral media cesspool love you.
cute topic!
ok, in high school, i used to dress up my cane for holidays...candy cane for Christmas, along with little jingle bells, for Homecoming it wore green and white streamers, when i got accepted at university it wore purple and white (for the college's colors) and for high school graduation, it wore white tissue paper, green streamers and a tassle.
Now, for my beautiful Abbie AKA Abbilicious, well, she's a total sorority dog so during rush events she wore sorority colored scarves. She and i went to a convention for the sorority when i was secretary and she wore different colored scarves everyday including a pretty black one on the night we had to dress up. For her birthday, she wore a "birthday girl" ribbon on her harness, for Halloween, she had a pumpkin hat but it distracted her work so she didn't wear it for long. I had to do a mock interview with someone for a class and she was my interviewee who wore a nice polo blouse, last Christmas, we went to do some charity work and she wore antlers and finally, she's been known to wear sunglasses (only off duty) ear ribbons and perfume as well. Oh and i almost forgot to mention, even her poop bags are classy. she has a pink bone-shaped bag dispenser that attaches to her leash.
that is all
I have done up my son who likes to drag me around smile..I'm a goth, and we decided to go for the extreme end of things. With white face paint, black eyeliner, black lipstick and red eye shadow. Black clothes, a shiny cape left over from halloween, and devil horns..then we went for a walk around town. Reactions went all the way from really offended to amused and impressed..I have screaming skulls and bleeding vampire fangs, painted on my cane, just in case anyone misses the point.smile
I want your cane! All I've ever done for mine is load it with key chains, but now I have ideas. uh oh
Grin it's a talking point all right..let us know what you come up with it should be interesting.